Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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