Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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