Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
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