so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
worst night to have a conscience
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Someone came in the potted fern
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Randomize