So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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