But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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