More tranny stories later!
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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