I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
