I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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