i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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