spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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