turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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