so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Randomize
