I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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