The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
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