I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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