U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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