I looked at my own cervix.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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