Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
We talked him into tasing himself.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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