I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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