There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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