whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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