weddingsv make me drug and hornr
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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