In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Fuck appropriateness.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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