He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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