what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
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