Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Randomize
