I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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