walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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