who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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