Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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