you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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