So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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