You're so nebulous sometimes
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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