38 yer olds are good kisserssss
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Never underestimate the power of titties
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