Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
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