We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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