Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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