Slut skills are useful in every country.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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