P.S. I can't hear my feet
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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