Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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