Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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