420 ftw
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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