I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
