now i know why i became what i already was.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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