I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
No subtext here. People are naked.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Randomize
