Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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