sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She announced her abortion via fbk
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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