I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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