we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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