i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I would fuck him just for his dog
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