Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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