She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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